Disclaimer: All characters are true and real. They resemble people you wish were dead, but are alive and kicking! Offense meant to one and all.
1)RAKHI AND SUITORS ON SACCH KA SAMNA
The thought of the more than open (pun intended) Rakhi coming on Sacch ka Samna, where she would open up more (pun unintended) seems to be a truly exciting affair. What would happen?? Would the TRPs shoot so high that Rakhi ji becomes a shooting star? Her worthy suitors too should be put on the hot seat. Why? Why? Do they decide to take this step and come on the show? How insanely lovelorn are they? What happens to the rejected candidates? Would any girl ever want to marry a nutcase?
2)SPLITSVILLA- The Parliamentary special
Here, politicians who have changes their party and ideology (or rather the lack of it) would be put in “the parliament” (which would be by a beach in Goa). They are free to develop new ideologies and new love for another new political party!! Isn't the country’s future as bright as your “happy dent” teeth?
3)RENDEVOUS WITH BABA RAMDEV
A talk show hosted by Baba Ramdev on current issues. The first guest would be none other than Celina Jaitley to discuss the disease homosexuality. She should be accompanied by Shilpa Shetty who could teach Baba some new yoga moves!
I hope some channel is crazy enough to put up one of these shows on air! What great days await Indian television!!
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